The List...of things that bother me!

Ok, I need to vent- there are some things that folks do that really get on my nerves. So, I have decided to put it all in a nice little list- if you do any of these things, stop immediately! I may be indirectly calling some of you out...

- Blue tooth- The blue tooth device is a great tool for us cell phone crazed people. We are constantly talking, texting, IMing, doing things on the phone that wasn't capable a few years ago. I love my blue tooth ear piece, but I understand that it is used to talk on - not to have chilling in my ear while I'm at the club!I'm all about hands free (for all of our safety), but if your ass is riding the bus wearing a blue tooth there really is no need.
Take the ear piece out when you are- dining, at an establishment where you can barely hear the individual next to you, a social setting wearing people are conversing with you, church, doctors/ dentist appointments- you ain't that important mutha f*!

- "you know what I'm saying" - we all have conversed with a person who uses the phase " you know what I'm saying," " you hear me," ya know what I mean" as they are still explaining their story. My thought is, which will now be my response- "No, I do not know what you are saying, cause you are still talking, when you complete your sentence, I will have a better understanding of what "you are saying." You gotta finish the sentence for me to "feel ya"

- Gratuity- otherwise known as tipping. For those of you that know me, know that I worked all through college serving patrons at every restaurant out there and surviving off of cash tips. It really bothers me when people don't tip or tip shitty. Yes, we tip depending on service- shitty service deserves a 10% tip, or if it's that bad, have a talk with the manager, decent service should receive 15-20% tip. If you don't know how to figure out what you should leave cause math wasn't your strongest subject in school- for every $10.00 leave $2.00- ex. if the bill is $40- you would want to leave about $7-9. (Even with all this bitchiness, I'm a damn good server!)

-Lap Dogs- If I see one more little f* dog, I just may kick it. The worst are grown men, gay or straight with a lil' shit (lap dog)! It's so wack, I can not stand it! It's just as bad as men with cats! A whole other rant I don't feel like getting into. Obviously, I am not a fan of eithe... Really though, you might as well be wearing carpi's with Tevas (sandals, if ya didn't know), walking your lil' shit dog, ordering a apple martinis or any other fruity drink I can't stand, while rocking a fake tan- you're not going to get any ladies that way!

The list is still growing, will add to it- stay tuned...